Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
