Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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