so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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