Dual....:-)
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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