shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
