You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Randomize
