If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Drunk is a universal language darling
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