that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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