then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
