Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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