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(415): View more from California

I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday

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(248): View more from Michigan

guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

All my credit cards need to be pressure washed

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.

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(941): View more from Florida

That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?

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