No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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