on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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