So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
only if we run a train.
done.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
