...so i touched it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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