sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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