how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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