the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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