I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Mom said you looked used
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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