Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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