butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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