Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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