Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Less talking, more tequila
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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