Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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