Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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