He is an equal opportunity slut.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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