We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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