i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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