do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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