I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
