Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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