My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Randomize
