im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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