What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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