In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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