and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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