ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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