Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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