32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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