Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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