Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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