And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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