There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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