his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
