I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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