but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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