I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
