how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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