Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You have to summon your inner elephant
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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