Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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