i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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