so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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